10 Insults for Ron DeSantis to Use Against Nikki Haley in Tonight’s Debate
A Trumpless second Republican debate promises to be a boring, insultless 90 minutes. Given how much most politicians abuse us, the least they can do is provide entertainment.
I’ve earlier written how Ron DeSantis made a big mistake pinning his nomination hopes on attacking Trump. That only resulted in Trump attacking DeSantis, and he’s much better at the insults than Ron. Vivek Ramaswamy took the right approach, defending Trump while posing as his younger successor.
It’s time for Ron to get back in the game. He should do so by continually insulting Nikki Haley, the worst GOP candidate since the late Sen. John “Insane” McCain. If you know anybody in Ron’s campaign, pass these along. They’re offered free of charge in the interest of pushing aside boredom.
1. Nikki, if you love the Ukraine War so much, why don’t you join Ukraine’s army? They’re inducting 51-year-old psycho warmongers.
2. Nikki, if you were elected president, the Russians would drop all their 6,000 nukes on us just so the world would stop hearing your voice.
3. Ron DeSantis is like Ron Reagan. Nikki Haley is like Nicolae Ceausescu.
4. Trump is not “weak in the knees” on Ukraine, but Nikki Haley is weak in the head.
5. Nikki Haley’s South Carolina state income tax: 7%. Ron DeSantis’ Florida state income tax: 0%
6. Nikki says she’s a neoconservative. More like a non-conservative.
7. An empty SUV pulled up at the debate and Nikki Haley got out.
8. Nikki Haley is a psychotic warmonger in psychotic warmonger’s clothing.
9. Don’t let Nikki Haley touch YOUR Social Security.
10. I’m sorry, American Seniors. Nikki Haley just spent your Social Security checks blowing up Ukraine.
No. 7 adopts a slur by Churchill against Atlee. If Ron uses it, no doubt some smarty in the media will say he “plagiarized” it from Churchill. But most Americans are so badly educated they’ll say, “Who’s Churchill?”
Finally, Ron should adopt against Nikki a version of the infamous Daisy Girl ad LBJ used against Goldwater: