In a Double Secret Codicil to his State of the Union Address, President Biden issued an Executive Order for a new American National Anthem, sung to the tune of this song.
American National Anthem 2022:
Feel Like I’m Fixin’ to Get Nuked Rag
Well come on all of you big strong girls and men,
Brandon needs your help again,
He got himself in a terrible jam,
Way over yonder in far Ukraine.
Put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And its 1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for?
Brandon’s Burisma bribes some explain,
The next stop is far Ukraine.
And its 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
WHOOPEE we're all gonna die.
Well come on Wall Street don't be slow,
Profit from this war, go go go,
There's plenty good money to be made,
By supplying the army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the H-bomb,
They drop it on the old Kremlin.
And its 1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for?
Brandon’s Burisma bribes some explain,
The next stop is far Ukraine,
And its 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
WHOOPEE we're all gonna die.
Well come on generals let's move fast,
Your big chance is come at last,
Gotta go out and nuke those Rus,
So what if they fire nukes back at us.
And you know that peace can only be won,
When you blow the whole world to kingdom come.
And its 1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for?
Brandon’s Burisma bribes some explain,
The next stop is far Ukraine,
And its 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
WHOOPEE we're all gonna die.
Well come on mothers across the land,
Pack your boys and girls off to far Ukraine,
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send your sons and daughters off before it’s too late,
Be the first one on your block,
To have your kid come home in a box.
And its 1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for?
Brandon’s Burisma bribes some explain,
The next stop is far Ukraine,
And its 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
WHOOPEE we're all gonna die.